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Johnny "go tiger"

Post by Sean Wethmar on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:36 am

Scene - It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has handed in her
grades and little to do with pupils. Pupils are restless because nearing end of the day.

> The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and
> correctly
> can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want
> to
> get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
>
> The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before
> Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The
> teacher
> said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered
> first.
>
> The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could
> open
> his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's
> right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary
> answered
> first.
>
> The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
> you'?"
> Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The
> teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING
> MAD.
> Nancy answered first.
>
> Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish those
> bitches
> would keep their mouths shut".
>
> The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR?"
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